Life Bank

Life Bank - The bank where karma, Karma Cash, is paid or owed into the universe of life, regardless of ANY lifeforms.

You don't want to ever owe to the Life Bank because if you don't have the Karma Cash to pay, then the bank starts collecting on your family and they shouldn't have to pay for you being a piece of shit.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

The Pocket of life

The vagina. that's it.

Guy 1: Yeah I totally touched "The Pocket of life" Man!
Guy 2: Dammmmmn! you got lucky!

by ...why? May 11, 2023

Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."

by Dangerdansby May 5, 2014

My life

Hell

game end me please, my life is hell

by Wigwam42069 June 11, 2020

back to life

(verb) to restore to life.

- regain life, consciousness, or strength.

- give new strength or energy to.

- to be restored to best, optimal condition (used in Barbering to describe the results of getting an exceptional quality haircut) 💇🏻 ♂️

- bring new vigor to.

(Adj.) revived, maintained. Resurrected

I finally got my haircut. My barber did a great job. He brought me back to life.

by Alpha 1 May 10, 2020

no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt

That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome

by sick cuntt July 2, 2014