Skip to main content

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.
joe john woods likes wood
by benhev_08 October 3, 2025
mugGet the joe john woodsmug.

chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
by Brainydaps January 13, 2023
mugGet the chop wood carry watermug.

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022
mugGet the Wood Roastermug.

Katie Woods

kay-tee wu̇dz

A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.
by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024
mugGet the Katie Woodsmug.

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.
My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
mugGet the cookie woodmug.

spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski
by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017
mugGet the spencer woodmug.

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍
chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”
by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021
mugGet the chris woodmug.

Share this definition