hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.

did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!

by capndick August 09, 2010

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Sex Hand

The hand used to masturbate with

Guy 1: what you doing tonight buddy?
Guy 2: just gonna stay in with my sex hand you?
Guy 1: Same bro

by Sex Hand Guy November 08, 2009

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Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob March 21, 2006

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jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 22, 2010

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Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

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