"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
by majorinbananas November 20, 2023
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John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
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Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
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Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.
Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.
Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.
Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.
Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.
Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.
Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.
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by Alek minassian December 4, 2023
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by Finnly December 6, 2023
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