goat dabbing

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!

by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017

Goat

Damian Jermaine Alvarado

You are Goat.

by DamianIsGoat1234 January 14, 2020

GOAT

A Greatest Of All Time.

Lionel Messi is GOAT.
It means he is the only GOAT exist on this planet.

by football era June 17, 2023

Funne goat haha

Hehe funne goat is funne

person hehe funne goat haha
everyone else hehe funne goat

by da goat ov wisdum July 7, 2021

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024