Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025

Gamers

A gamer is a person who spends hours playing video games instead of taking a shower

A gamer usually thinks he is superior to any other living being, but he believes that because he never met any other living being, since he never touched grass

"if the world is fucked it's because of gamers"

"Do not talk to those people, they are gamers"

"Yea i am a gamer 🤓"

by TheCoomMonster May 17, 2022

radical gamer birthday day

A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲

Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by kelsmoldybasketball March 14, 2022

Gamer Fatigue

When a person who likes to play games most of the day gets their technology taken away, and then spends their whole day sitting around sleeping, crying, etc.

Mom: I took my kids Xbox because he broke my TV and now he has Gamer Fatigue!
Mom's Friend: My kid always has that too! It's almost like it's contagious!

by Why do I make things like this May 13, 2020

furrys and gamers

a furry and gamer should never be, together due to most likely ending the world or becoming non-furry and a non-gamer, and usually furrys and gamers are at war fighting. the only time it is acceptable is a furry goes to your school, is a family member, and if your friend all of a sudden became a furry. just dont mind the furry gamer (tbh i dont know what they are, they are like both sides) anime cat girl are also acceptable

furrys and gamers shall be sworn enemies till peace, and the end of cringe.

by fat badass dog December 10, 2020

Unepic gamer moment

The opposite of epic gamer moment. It means being a noob gamer. It also means a very tragic event.

George: bruh did you know Joe is going in WWIII?
Joe: I was forced by the trump society
Ninja: Such an unepic gamer moment.

by Ekkai January 9, 2020

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

by Snuggie January 7, 2022