Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.

John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.

by iUserProfile August 16, 2017

sprint gamer

Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.

Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.

by Sky43900 August 25, 2023

crazy gamer

A Asian who play fortnite but is really bad but still play a lot

Hey crazy gamer

by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019

gamer ice cream

Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.

Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.

by Ausflug July 4, 2020

pro fortnite gamer

from the parody song "chug jug wwith you"
used when a player is really sweaty but respectable, wich is almost never (but possible).

Dang, he's a pro fortnite gamer.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

Godly gamer

a person who has unusually amounts of epicness and gaming skills. Common in america or something idk they are also cracked at the game

Jimmy: yooooooooo hes so good
Chad: im a godly gamer

by some random guy on da internet November 25, 2021

Epic Gamer

I'm not talking about someone that is an epic gamer, I mean when an epic gamer beats you at something.

I gonna epic gamer u

by Dr. Tart February 17, 2020