E-Jected

When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.

Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.

by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010

e-troduce

A third party introducing two people in an email.

Annette and Dan,

Let me e-troduce you both...Annette, Dan works at Dan's electric...Dan, Annette is looking for an electrician.Now you've met, converse away!

Paula

by TannisT February 15, 2008

e-Fluff

An intangible product or service that is used to either pad, fill or give substance to an already existing product or service that has little or no percieved value.

e-Fluff is never useful and is definatley never wanted, its just there, it just exists to add an extra bullet point to an already long list of pointless features.

Terms like "Digital" and "Downloadable" are often key indicators that you are about to purchase some eFluff, buyer beware!

e-Fluff is generally used to turn a pyramid selling company into one that appears like it is selling a legit product or service.

If a marketing plan sucks, then the best rememedy usually by online marketers is to spinkle a little eFluff around the product page to make it seem like its worth more than what it is.

"Quick, we need to add some more e-Fluff to our product line to try and get more sales!"

by Direct Seller May 13, 2008

e-mooch

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

by PotLickers! February 27, 2009

e-bong

Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay).

We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong.

by Jaggsokc February 10, 2009

E-girl

E-girl; (Noun)

An e-girl is a girl on a spectrum of emo and goth but more kawaii type style. They were a lot of black and hearts on their eyes. They are edgy in a way, and are most popular on TikTok. Mostly companioned with a E-boy boyfriend.

“Wow that girl shopping in Hot Topic was SUCH an E-girl.”

by mrs.sandman November 21, 2019

E-Beggar

Someone who shamelessly begs for money on social media by posting their needs openly or account number on every giveaway especially on Twitter. Instead of a bowl that low class beggars uses; E-Beggars uses Account number.

E-Beggar - Some of E-Begging Formats
(E.g.) I have 90k, remain 10k to get new phone, let's see who is gonna help.
(As seen posted on WhatsApp by a girl)

(E.g.) I don't have data, who will sub for me?

by Muhd Opera April 7, 2020