Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Get the interview datemug. by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
Get the Sausage Datemug. by loligotadog March 22, 2022
Get the doggy datemug. That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?
All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?
All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
Get the Datemug. When something or someone is up your arse.
It can be literally or figuratively.
If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
It can be literally or figuratively.
If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
by SawaDough June 5, 2022
Get the Up your datemug. When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
Get the Date Bombedmug. Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021
Get the Running Datemug.