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Crackhead Cookie

-noun

1. Puddles of fecal matter left in the streets by crack users, which once dried resemble a cookie.
Shit I almost stepped on that crackhead cookie
by dubsasina July 31, 2011
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Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019
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Fortune Cookie

A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.
*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.
by onlytalENT November 21, 2013
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cookie moment

When your girlfriend says something really dumb but you don’t want to call her dumb outright, so you say she’s having a “cookie moment”
Babe, this is a certified cookie moment.
by BiaVillan March 3, 2021
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Wolfe Cookies

When a man has large hair areolas
Bob spilled a drink on his wife beater and you could see his wolfe cookies for the rest of the day
by N0wY4Kn0w April 11, 2019
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Cookie Run Kingdom

Cookie Run Kingdom, (Also known as CRK in abbreviation) is a mobile RPG and gacha game available on Google Play Store and App Store. It began to be more popular during October 2021, as-well their other game "Cookie Run: OvenBreak". The game is mostly directed for fighting every kind of creature during the cookie's adventure.
Person: "What's Cookie Run Kingdom?"
Cookie Run Kingdom player: "Oh, it's like a game where you fight in different areas and get new cookies."
Person: "Sounds fun!"
Cookie Run Kingdom player: "Yeah! My favorite cookie is Hollyberry :)"
by Izabel T November 23, 2021
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old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.
Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.
by Urinehat February 12, 2007
mugGet the old people cookiesmug.

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