Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021

Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Canadian snowplow

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”

I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.

by Thejoeywright April 6, 2020

Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

by simpmanager May 28, 2022

Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024