When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”
A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014
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Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."
A word substituted when the correct noun is spontaneously forgotten
Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."
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I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
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A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
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