Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.

He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.

by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020

mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates and urinates inside a woman's vagina. Then she pushes it out into his mouth to eat.

I was so wasted last night I let my girlfriend give me a Boston cream pie.

by Iggy54 October 17, 2017

Babies ice cream

When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.

Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"

by The East is Red November 20, 2019

Thanos hidden cream

When a male takes lean, nuts into it, hawks a loogie in the drink and serves it as a drink. Can be abbreviated as THC.

Bob gave his daughter some Thanos Hidden Cream (THC). She is currently now throwing up in the toilet.

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.

Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning

by large_erection14 April 14, 2018