One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is; he always thinks he is the center of attention and that he knows what he's talking about. You always know he is around because he brings some sort of corny-ass aura everywhere he goes.
Those guys who never joined the military but still walk around in full uniform and call other people civilians -- they're corn balls
by portug4l September 25, 2025
Get the corn ballmug. 
by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022
Get the sexy cornmug. Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.
John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!
by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017
Get the bed cornmug. A method used with sucking another persons dick rubbing the outskirts of your teeth in a side to side motion
by Monster Cack February 18, 2018
Get the Corningmug. Dude I went to Tassie and dropped the worst Campania corn loaf I have ever seen it would a wombat squint at 1 kilometer away
by The Wodger April 5, 2019
Get the Campania corn loafmug. by Devilsarenotnice October 27, 2023
Get the corn mazemug.