sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

nesting buddy

Someone whom you sleep with. Often used in a comical light-hearted way.

Person 1: "Is Person 3 your new nesting buddy?"
Person 2: "What, no! FUCK OFF CUNT!"

by Pseudonym2730 November 3, 2020

Buddy

A weirdo that thinks he knows flooring

Buddy thinks he knows flooring installation basics

by Flooring guy August 21, 2018

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

Biden's Buddy

A democrat who thinks Joe Biden is the best thing that's ever happened to them and will worship him by all means!!

Richard Ross is one of the Biden Buddies, he adores Joe Biden who loves sniffing and touching minors for his sexual pleasure... "Damn look at Richard Ross worshipping Joe Biden like he's God, but he's well-known as Biden's Buddy"

by NorpockHater July 19, 2024

Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows

Hey look it’s a crackhead buddy in a Honda

by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020