Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.

Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!

by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying

Brandon SHUT UP!!

by Boy in school February 26, 2020

Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck

Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr

by Big boy virgin October 7, 2019

Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.

Brandon has a brandon day today.

by God Hands September 7, 2025

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022

brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.

Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.

by HonestEngine May 9, 2018