When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Rizzo Energymug. 
by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019
Get the Brandon (German)mug. Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. by that guy man pal February 10, 2022
Get the brandon plashamug. One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017
Get the Brandon Callenmug. Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.
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by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.