BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol

Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

by ohtherandomnessofme August 13, 2008

beer league

Someone who isn't good enough to go to the show, but still thinks he has a chance.

don plays in the beer league eh baud! man he sucks

by DUSTY BENDER BAUD... CANES2017 November 24, 2017

Car Beer

Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 11, 2008

ass beer

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...

person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"

by i love celery seed April 04, 2008

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain March 13, 2005

Queer beer

it cums in the bottle

but you can get it in the can

by die you fuckin faggots February 15, 2005