Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024

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Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.

Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )

by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018

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Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

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United Whoredom

Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.

I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".

by currywuss January 18, 2021

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Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs]

Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL

Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.

Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.

Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit

Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)

Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation

Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU

“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death

by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025

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