Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 02, 2023

shet willy

When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture

Cathy, how was your summer?

Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy

Ewwwwww

by luke1myafada June 04, 2023

fuzzy willie

When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.

Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair

by Nate's one friend September 26, 2015

willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013

South bound willy

Eat a female out and then proceed to tongue her ear canal while during intercourse

Dude I gave Mikayla a south bound willy last night and can't get the ear wax out of my teeth

by Devioz January 11, 2022

Livin’ the Willie Way

a term used in the south for smoking weed. started by country singer and weed advocate, Willie Nelson.

Jake: Yo dude, I was livin’ the willie way last weekend!
Taylor: Lucky! I wish i could be livin the willie way.

by Aircarekid May 22, 2021

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017