friend in need

A friend who you only talk to when you need something

I need the math homework. James is my friend in need, he'll do it for me

by Tass1 September 1, 2017

friends and fucks

The state of being where there is no interest in any type of serious relationship.

At this point in his life Daniel is not interested in a relationship....he is only interested in friends and fucks.

by baggerboy July 19, 2017

Bridge Friends

This is a group of seedy people your friend hangs out with when he is not hanging out with you or your primary friend group. You wonder how your friend came to be acquainted with these people and how he could possibly enjoy their company. Oftentimes, your friend is admittedly embarrassed that he is associated with his Bridge Friends. Bridge Friends are generally shady people you don't want to be around.They are also typically slow, have terrible senses of humor, and often wear jean shorts. These are the type of people you would expect to hang out under a bridge.

Friend 1: "Where is Jerry?"
Friend 2: "He said he is going to some underground luau with his Bridge Friends."
Friend 3: "Those guys are creepy, I don't know why he hangs out with them."

by DOMac March 28, 2015

Forward Friends

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022

sky friends

Sky friends are your friends who have died or passed away. You've got memories with them that will never fade away. They're somewhere up in the sky rooting for you

-Metallica came on the radio, and I instantly thought of my sky friend.

-One of my sky friends would love the new update for The Sims 4!

-My sky friend would never believe that Jojo Siwa has a girlfriend now!

by leggyshay August 1, 2021

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003