by GamerTamer September 27, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. 
A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
Get the Ho-Ho-Kus Public Schoolmug. Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024
Get the New Oxford High Schoolmug. School the place where you go 5 days a week just to learn some type of crap and where you go just to see your friends. Where you get horrible tasting food that most likely gives you food poisoning. Your friends are the only reason that you go to school every single day also for the tea and hope that you will come back alive to do homework at home.
At school
Friend 1: Man I didn't want to go to school today.
Friend 2: Then why did you come?
Friend 1: Because I needed to see you and the tea.
Friend 2: I have taught you well my son.
Friend 1: Man I didn't want to go to school today.
Friend 2: Then why did you come?
Friend 1: Because I needed to see you and the tea.
Friend 2: I have taught you well my son.
by Yourmumstea101 December 15, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A place where the Geneva Convention is not enforced
by Geneva Suggestion May 12, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by anonymous February 23, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.