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Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020
mugGet the Shit Happensmug.

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing
Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....
by purde June 9, 2018
mugGet the Shit for brainsmug.

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024
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Full of shit

Full of misinformation, trickery, and cruelty, and not a whole lot else.
The girl had more full of shit qualities than redeemable ones.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
mugGet the Full of shitmug.

Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
mugGet the Slack-Shitmug.

Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
mugGet the Shit-tokmug.

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.
by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023
mugGet the no shit sherlockmug.

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