Your mom

A deadly phrase used to execute death row inmates in the U.S.A.

Your mom

by bwuuz April 4, 2022

your meet

when you are getting made fun of by yourself so you say ‘your meet’ - so another way of referring to yourself

me: whose gonna make fun of you? your meet???
‘keira’: no but someone will :(

by gajabooxx May 30, 2020

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

flick your chicken

Masturbating with a rubber chicken all like *flurp flurp flurp* and stuff.

Dang girl, you want me to flick your chicken or what?

by peteywubbz November 29, 2016

your stupid

your dumb and now nothing

ty: your stupid

tyrees: no you are

tyrone: guys,guys shut up yo bof stupid

by keg man November 18, 2020

pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.

if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.

by Sexydimma November 30, 2016