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Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.
Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!
by Ofashea June 13, 2025
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Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.
That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!
by No Mercy June 16, 2025
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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.
feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.
by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025
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Vpo shit

Saad : bro I literally just bought 24 cookies

Me: omg you on that vpo shit
by Dn for deez November 22, 2021
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Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’
I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings
by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024
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Zay shit

The tendency to exhibit exaggerated or fake behavior, especially in the presence of girls, by acting differently or attempting to be funny in a misguided attempt to impress others, often resulting in awkward or unimpressive outcomes. In other words, being a “L mans”.
You on that zay shit right now.”

“That’s zay”
by Vnkn0wn April 4, 2024
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Rip-shit

Rip-shit, rip shit, or ripshit. Not ripped shit, ripshits, or ripping shits.

Someone who is (or more commonly, who will be) super mad, to the point of getting belligerent. So pissed off, that they will "rip" some "shit" up in an angry rage.
Oh no! I took my dad's 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out for a joyride and crashed it! He's gonna be so rip-shit when he finds out.

You crashed my 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix!? I am fucking ripshit right now.
by Benevolent Cuntenstein April 4, 2024
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