sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

International Rammy Day

International Rammy Day takes place on the 1st of November every year. Rammy is a famous character based off the Anthony Ramos who's birthday is today. On International Rammy Day people are expected to curl their hair and sing like sheep.

Person 1: Yo, why your hair so curly?
Person 2: It's International Rammy Day!!!
Person 1: Aw fuck, I better go curl my hair now and sing like a sheep.

Person 1: Happy International Rammy Day!
Person 2: Yo! You remembered too!

by Saenovi November 1, 2018

Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 1, 2018

Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.

The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi

by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018