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give your girl a hoodie day

November 6th is national give your girl a hoodie day! So if you see your girl, give her your hoodie!
give your girl a hoodie day is the day most perfect for ur girl, cause every girl want a hoodie from her babe
by unknownlover November 5, 2020
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Set your clock back

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro
by T1430 July 21, 2017
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Lay your cheese

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"
by iliker6s November 10, 2020
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Get your breast out of your chest

This is when a woman or female thinks she deserves special recognition or privilege due to her feminality. Women who are leaders should not come across as wimpy but be emotional and psychological strong; they should be strong, determined and work just as hard as their male counterparts.
Jim: "Susan, why are you looking so gloomy and down?"
Susan: "I'm getting a lot of push back from my male subordinates and peers at work."
Jim: "I think you should get your breast out of your chest and don't worry about what people think. Do your job!."
by Michael&Micah March 8, 2021
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Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!
by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020
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