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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024
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National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
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Wistfully Yours

This is a state of mind that you are in when you are sweet on someone that you cannot - for whatever reason - have a romantic relationship with. It can be terrible at times where your eyes tear up and your heart sinks, but it can also be pleasant when you think of that person for their very existence has made yours better.
Noel sat at his laptop he began to compose yet another ballad about her. As he began to rhyme never with forever again and decided that was when he would go from a major to a minor chord, tears streamed down his cheeks. He has friends who have told him to tell her that he loved her in a respectful way even though she was with someone. He would not do that. Instead he would title this song wistfully yours and somehow get a way for her to hear it.
by von groovy August 17, 2024
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International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
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