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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
mugGet the Shit-teasemug.

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.
Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.
by AusTetris August 9, 2021
mugGet the Rake shitmug.

Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
mugGet the Grossip shit hemorrhagemug.

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.
Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
mugGet the Stroking my shitmug.

Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth
Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint
by Mja18xx January 10, 2020
mugGet the Shit Mintmug.

Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit
I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!
by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018
mugGet the Clit Shitmug.

shit

shit
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by donatello24234 December 23, 2023
mugGet the shitmug.

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