your mother

a meme of your mom, the woman who gave birth to you, and a idiot at times.

Your mother slapped your dad, "who is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed at the same time?" "who?" "YOUR MOM!!!!11!!!11"

by mommydaddy1234 December 2, 2022

Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 1, 2023

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not

National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases

by Baja I January 11, 2022

confess to your crush day- November 30

This is a day where you can and SHOULD confess to your crush, whether its a person from school, or just someone you see on the street that you found attractive!!
Give flowers, or anything that the person seems to like, have fun with this teeny holiday.

Hayden: Alexis, I like you!!
Alexis: What??

Hayden: It's confess to your crush day- November 30th
Alexis: Oh! Wait, you had a crush on me???
Hayden: Uhh

by okasfhsfnefeifue f November 30, 2022

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021