decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

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Dick

something you use to pound your girl with

i got a big dick

by Tigre touchant December 3, 2019

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Dick

The part of a man that determines everything about him, examples included but not limited to
° Confidence
°Personality
° Intelligence
° Sexuality
° Masturbating hand motion

Dudes with a 1 inch Dick often use the pointer and thumb teknik

by The one R Kelly couldn't get December 3, 2019

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Dick Pancake

When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.

Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.

by Gay Ass Niggas December 4, 2019

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big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

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A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.

“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

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