on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

jacking my goof

Jacking my goof

Daimeyon are you fucking jacking my goof?

by GoofJacker May 11, 2022

my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom

uh oh babe my water broke.

by annda October 24, 2022

bo my yf

Means “be my gf” which means “Be my girlfriend” but if you’re an idiot and can’t spell properly.

You: Hey wanna bo my yf
Her: Huh..?
You: Sorry be my gf

by Hoodphobic October 24, 2022

My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022

My Thing

Your favorite thing that you dont know how to describe. The thing that you love.

Rain... It's my... you know its my thing.

by Theeeee guy October 26, 2022

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022