When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
by DuckMcquackers August 02, 2019
by Karen_Killer69 August 25, 2020
Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.
by Twistedmikle February 02, 2020
Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u
by Orting honey June 30, 2016
That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
by Sellout President September 05, 2023
My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
by Toddzilla69 July 08, 2020