I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

vulgar shit

nonsense shit
it's just that.

in roblox
pronstar69 SIGMA ULTRA SKIBIDI #### TOILET INVASION IN OHIO HAS ####### HAPPENED ####### 69 HOURS AGO! AH #### WHY THE #### DO THOSE TIOLETS INVADE OHIO, OUR FAVOURITE STATE!
me lol thats some vulgar shit (haha i bypassed your stupid chat filter)

by funny cube guy June 9, 2024

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016