In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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by Maiden Man November 12, 2016
Get the Use X to landmug. "Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. 
Zack: “yo have you heard about this funny meme called among us? its so hilarious!”
James(zacks friend): “your not my friend anymore, Zack.”
James(zacks friend): “your not my friend anymore, Zack.”
by haha yez December 14, 2021
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Get the Among Usmug.