Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

United Federation

The greatest country on the Papers, Please Continent.

I want to live in the United Federation! The free healthcare and democracy there makes it so much better than Arstotzka!

by ExecutiveDoc July 8, 2023

Boy Kissers United

Also know as BKU. This stands for men who like to be kissed by other men. This is a group for people who enjoy kissing men.

John:Did you hear that Mark is apart of BKU. He slept with Steve and five others in the group.
Bob:I heard that he likes kissing boys so he joined Boy kissers United to find more boys to kiss.

by ProudBKUmember July 28, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 18, 2023

Unit defends

the best tower defense game on roblox and in history

bro, unit defends is so fire !!

by finerz August 20, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023