Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

one word

Thank you.

Kevin Rudd: "i have one word to say, thank you."

by eimineko January 27, 2010

Hole-In-One

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.

Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.

by Bubba the Gimp January 6, 2021

popped one

To pop m/molly, E or any other mind-altering drug

Fuck it, I popped one. I'm up for anything tonight!

by xxyyxx! December 13, 2014

One Direction

A British-Irish boyband set on destroying your life and dragging you to hell, full of shady drama, shitty PR stunts, and LGBTQIA intrigue.

Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus

by Z016 April 25, 2016

A fat one

One living entity of large volume especially in the measurement of weight.

"Over there, she's a fat one alright!"

by Hollering Holocaust May 24, 2018

one bar

Isolated, far off the beaten track.

He lives somewhere in the High Sierra, in "one bar" service area, both in bars and 3G.

by Jadesqr September 21, 2011