The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.
The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
by rockman08 August 29, 2006
the person in the relationship who is of greater benefit. they are so in love and believe that they are of the most fortunate amongst the world. He is loving, caring, protective and always fails to do something wrong.
Kirstin is the lucky one in the relationship. Her boyfriend is the best thing any girl has ever laid eyes on.
by ilovemybfx987654321 October 31, 2012
by eimineko January 27, 2010
by Jadesqr September 21, 2011
This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
by Bubba the Gimp January 07, 2021
Jut like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.
Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.
*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.
Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.
*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!
S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?
R: Just one bro! One!
S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...
R: Fuck yeah.
S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?
R: Just one bro! One!
S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...
R: Fuck yeah.
by Rashman December 15, 2008