The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

Urban Buddy

Urb·an Bud·dy (ûr’bən buhd-ee) noun. 1. a person, friend, or guide in a city, or town, available for support and reference 2. on-location experts 3. as used in www.urbanbuddy.com

An Urban Buddy is the friend you contact when traveling to a city, or town, to connect you with the best/most useful places (i.e. music venues, restaurants, shopping, nightlife, universities and libraries, pharmacies, museums, etc.)

by myurbanbuddy August 20, 2009

Urban boosting

The act of writing a definition for Urban Dicitionary and then becoming an editor and publishing your own defintions. And usually not publishing anyones elses, then leaving to go play tiddlewinks with your little brother. Oh yeah and its usually for words that the person just made up and just want to see published for themselves.

My friend, hunydory, wrote a definition for sirysuk, but it was really dum and he is the only one dum enuf to use it so it got rejected like 12 times until he went urban boosting and published it himself.

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

Urban Spectre

The name for plastic bags that get caught in air currents and blow around. A common sight in large cities. Sometimes they end up getting caught in trees.

I was waiting for the bus today and suddenly this Urban Spectre came and flew around in a circle at my feet and then floated up in the sky and over a building!

by antipathy March 2, 2010

urban tea

The creator of hit dance video "Clubbin Techniques 101" where he teaches dance movements for guys to hit up on girls. The moves include The Fatality, low back pain, severe low back pain , blue 52, ground beef and the missionary.

www.clubbintechniques101.com

Damn!! Did you see urban tea? It was really him tonite at the clubs!

by pete168 March 8, 2010