When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

by Sukoshi Princess October 10, 2022

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

by Mdfritts November 07, 2021

by Zack's mom April 05, 2024

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 07, 2016

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
