don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021

Broke money don't make money

Broke money don't make money.

Silas Broke money don't make money.

by Beta Pegasi February 4, 2023

Don't be racist I am a building

"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine

Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING

by SinMoon February 18, 2021

I don't know how that got there

What you say when you know exactly how it got there, but don't want to get in trouble.

Cop: I found drugs in your purse, ma'am.
Woman: I don't know how that got there!

by frostedsugarplum October 14, 2011