Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019

Texting

Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official

Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting

Kazo:Oh my god wtf

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019

Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship

Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019

Text Tussle

: To have a disagreement or intense debate via texting or messaging

Alexandra if you continue to insist on having a Text Tussle every time we talk I’ll be forced to take drastic measures.

by Theogpseudonym May 23, 2019

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019