Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.

Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.

by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019

Demi van ham

She is my classmate, we will become famous together that’s why she's in the dictionary 💯😍💯💯💯

We will be demi van ham😩

by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021

Hams

the hottest and the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet <3 i love hams

girl 1: omg , i miss hams so bad..she’s just amazing!
girl 2: oh yeah, totally.. hams is just the hottest girl i've ever met!

by hamoseisthehottest November 21, 2021

West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league

We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way

by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019

liverpool >>>> west ham

liverpool are factually better than west ham in all areas of the pitch

liverpool >>>> west ham

by anonymous September 5, 2023

Ham

HAM = stands for hollie and sam , but it’s not to be

Sam is Leagues below

Very below of Ham

by Heheheheh haha October 16, 2023