simp

@perc30floyd

floyd a simp

by theo gettin tha best head September 22, 2019

bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.

Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."

by Maconga October 27, 2017

Simp

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.

by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

Simp

n.
1. A simple minded individual.
2. A modern day conservative

Synonyms: fool, chimp-hence, monkey see monkey do

“Dave is such a simp bruh. He’ll call an artist’s whole discography trash after hearing only one of their songs”

“ John don’t never wanna try anything new. I swear to god he be on some simp shit”

by flu5h October 26, 2019

SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

simp

tristan brandon

tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

by sofiefyb November 3, 2019

Simp

A guy head over heels, trying his best to please a woman, but the woman doesn’t put out any effort.

Did you hear that Will Knutson is a simp?

by ObeseTaiwanKids November 4, 2019