Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.
where's max? hes self-doctoring :)
by rukkestop July 19, 2010
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Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizerpurposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
by Broken Antler Alum June 27, 2020
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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex May 17, 2018
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Self-proclaimed Independence

When a country decided to announce they’re independent without actually being oppressed or control by outside power and not actually understanding what independence mean.
On 13th of May, State of Israel self-proclaimed independence on Instagram, stating that Israel Marks 76 years of Independence through an online post.

How funny is it that Israel decided to self-proclaimed independence after decades of oppressing and brutally killing Palestinians with no mercy.
by Alleyesonpalestine May 18, 2024
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self snarm

when you harm yourself in the snow
i need to self snarm....the icy winters are calling me....
by danieljohnson January 07, 2024
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