a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

a self sevices man by henry August 23, 2003

note to self 

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

note to self by Nadia July 9, 2004

My self 

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

My self by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

kill self vs wall by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007

liquid self 

a person without a permanent identity.

Today it is impossible to be not only a liberal or communist, but also black lesbian middle class living in Ohio - each of us has to deal with liquid self. For such a person, any repression of the language - no matter how well-intentioned it was not dictated by - it's just an obstacle in the way of rebuilding itself daily. Anyone who wants to build a unique, albeit liberal world, pose a threat to me as an unsteady being, which today can be boorish dork, tomorrow - a humanist, and after tomorrow - an ashtray with elements of BDSM. (с) Anatoli Ulyanov

liquid self by Vacuole_Jo April 5, 2015

Mindless Self Indulgence 

The greatest band ever

Random boi 1: You listen to Mindless Self Indulgence?

Random boi 2: Hell yeah man, they fucking rock.

Mindless Self Indulgence by cunty motherfucker November 21, 2021

unconditional positive self regard 

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

unconditional positive self regard by mossiears September 16, 2013