I can see my self in your bed 

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

I can see my self in your bed by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019

Boss Yo' Self 

To “Boss Yo’ Self” is to take control of your life, to take responsibility for every aspect of your existence. When there’s no cars coming so you cross the road, even though the man is red? That is to Boss Yo' Self. When you do what you want, when you want, regardless of the conditions of your parole? That is to Boss Yo' Self.

“No more tequila!”, Jill bossed herself, “no more tequila 'til Jack Jr. is born!” BOSS YO' SELF!
“Go for a run, you fat slug!”, Jack bossed himself, “go for a run…and maybe swing by McDonalds on the way home”. BOSS YO' SELF!

Boss Yo' Self by loudmouthben October 10, 2019

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022

a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

a self sevices man by henry August 23, 2003

note to self 

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

note to self by Nadia July 9, 2004

My self 

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

My self by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

kill self vs wall by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007