A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

second-cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
by mimbijones April 7, 2023

My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
