super swirlie

A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.

Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.

Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.

by yikestbh June 8, 2016

The Super Bowl

See "The Bowl". The Super Bowl mirrors the act of "The Bowl" except that prior to bathroom sex, the man excretes feces and urine from his body into the toilet bowl. When he shoves the female's head into the toilet bowl before ejaculating, she finds herself surrounded by urine and feces for but a moment before the toilet is flushed and the act of "The Bowl" is completed

Man, las night I super bowled that lady.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

super slut

someone who is not a virgin and people dont like because she is not a virgin. but they really hate themselves becasue no one will have sex with them. the super slut likes to get with other hot guys even though she has a boyfriend.

Jealous guy: "God you are such a super slut i cant even look at you."

by steve v December 3, 2007

Super Straight

An advanced Heterosexual

14 y/o TikTok white girl: Why don't you want to date someone Transgender? They're girls too!

A Super Straight: Because I'm attracted to girls born with a vagina.

by ✘ March 5, 2021

super-fast

when there's a bunch of bad stuff at parties, you know drinking and stuff

i went to this super-fast party and there were so many drugs!

by purg@torii January 19, 2010

Super Straight

meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.

Person 1: I’m super straight!!!

Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!

Carl is super straight. He gets no bitches and he’s a virgin.

by superstraightphobic March 5, 2021

Super straight

A invalid “sexuality” used by people who want to blame their transphobia on A sexuality that just does not exist...

Man 1: I only date ppl who are born a woman
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman

Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic

by The bestpeesonever March 7, 2021