rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise

dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter

by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007

rusty trizzle drizzle

the act of rimjobbing your woman while she is on her knees and elbows while simultaneously fingering her pussy creating a "drip drop" from intense stimulation of vaginal and anal moisture combination

Mickey Says...."Hey Chad, did you give your girl a rusty trizzle drizzle last night after the Playwright?"

by lucky luck March 3, 2009

Rusty sheriffs Badge

Your bum hole.

One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!

by Manwell hung November 28, 2003

inverted rusty trombone

A sexual act similar to the original rusty trombone with the exception that said trombone player is actually turned upside down by his partner in the air, hence the term "inverted". This variety does not necessarily require a male/female partnership as I first witnessed this act practiced (clothed, thankfully) by two men. It is imperative that the man being used as a trombone be strong, due to the fact that he has to turn and hold the trombone player upside down.

Friend 1 - "You know what's hot? When a chick gives you a rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "Yeah, that's cool."
Friend 1 - "You know what's not hot? When you see two dudes doing a inverted rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "That's gay, dude."
Friend 1 (shuddering) - "Yeah, I know."

by Visually Violated August 1, 2009

Rusty Dusty Nail

A large YouTuber that makes reddit and Fifa videos

Rusty Dusty Nail had just uploaded

by Shreks Husband January 6, 2021

rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Curtain Hook

During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.

She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.

by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020