Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021
Get the National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)daymug. a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys June 12, 2016
Get the Closet Piecemug. 
Get the A piece of workmug. "Yo did you see my calcpiece?"
"Na man I didn't go to math today, I stayed home and watched the piece."
"Na man I didn't go to math today, I stayed home and watched the piece."
by thepiece September 21, 2016
Get the piecemug. Da status of there being no disagreements among countries, wif da added perk being dat anyone can now "get some a**" no matter where he globe-trots.
They say dat there is a childbirth shortage nowadays, so maybe world piece would cure dat --- lots of humans who "want to" aren't actually "getting any", and so all we'd need to do is allow da "free love" and "widespread seeding" dat said sexually-lonesome individuals would like to partake in.
by QuacksO March 9, 2023
Get the world piecemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The hundreD Drum Roll From A random .38 GLock Piece Call Pizza Pies<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Scamedai's disastrous masterpiece.
Player 1: Why is there a green defender Big Mom on the enemy team?
Player 2: ...Welcome to One Piece Bounty Rush
Player 2: ...Welcome to One Piece Bounty Rush
by Tjeutch. January 14, 2023
Get the One Piece Bounty Rushmug.