gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.

Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!

by white4life69 December 2, 2017

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

business gas

Indigestion and gassiness caused by doing nothing but sitting in business class on a long flight and eating all day

I'm sorry I have to keep going to the bathroom, I got an upgrade to business class and now I have business gas

by Ziggy4206 December 25, 2023

Corona Gas Mask

The act of performing analingus on someone carrying the COVID-19 Corona virus.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."

Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."

Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."

by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020

Gaed

When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.

OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.

P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."

by podadoes August 30, 2019