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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
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shoe peeker

Person who looks under the bathroom divider in hopes to identify the source of the foul, bowel stench

EXAMPLE:
Chris looks under the stall divider to look for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.
Chris was a Shoe Peeker while looking for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.
by FloridaBoy December 17, 2014
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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
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Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.
I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.
by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019
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watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
by Razzlz January 7, 2017
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Cool your shoes

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018
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Shoe

Where that shoe though??
by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019
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